How much danger am I in?

Shoe Prime - *thump*

Rampant Experimentationalism

Crying woof again?

Update?

Wholly Shucking Fit!

Who shivs a git?

Wreckless Endangerment

Ain't no accountin' for nothin'

Guess

When The Compass Needle Spins

Itchy Fingers

My mistake

Another Country Heard From

Persistence of Vision

Life Goes On

Happy Valentine's Day!

Geek out in a Moonage Daydream

Minutiae

Very well, thank you

Here ya go...

All quite on the eastern front?

Spaaace Maadnessss

Nihilism gets a bad rap

This watch has better specs...

Somewhere Between Philly and Delaware

Abject Scumbaggery

Allah Ist Gut

Happy labor day morons (warning adult language?)!

Resumption of Fission

In the beginning was the end

What time izzit?

Shut Down

What now?

Slurryarhystic Billow

Escape

Extraordinary Rendition

Ayah!

Keep Your Sense of Humor

All the world a stage

Handy, man

Noam, say it ain't so!

The view from the zoo

What I did with some friends these past 33 months.

Mobile was the future...

Xin nian kuai le!

What you are seeing does not exist

 All quite on the eastern front?

Comedies of error continue

Want more pics?

Barely got married 'cuz I wrote my birth year wrong on the affidavit of singlosity. Mad dash from one side of SH to the other ensued, to get a hand-modified original re-translated. We barely made it back in time. Happily the Chinese civil servants worked late: almost 'til noon! Two lessons at minimum: never give up & I don't deserve this wunnerful life, nor this wunnerful wife. But who knows what deserves means, nonetheless does so?

Anyone else notice the outrageous constantly accelerating pervasive ridiculous ubiquitousness of technology?

I must say, the cloud's convenient but OSX with VBox is freakin' outrageous.

Product does not even vaguely resemble illustration on package in any way whatsoever.

☞♨☜

But it's all good.

Except for this