O yeah...

O yee of little faith! You think China's so bad? I gots a maid. We all calls our maids 'grandma'. I just got ripped off by amatory-store.net, a "Merkin watch-seller". Chinese watch-sellers, at least I get to see the goods. I'm gonna arbitrarily update this once a month or so and just arbitrarily throw whatever arbitrary stuff I arbitrarily feel like in the meantime.

and this even more so