De zert! Can you read 'Wufu Western Pastry'? Now, is that Western a la moi or is that Western China? The hilarious thing is that they love us. Maybe a bit like pets but I'll take what I get. Ain't never got pastry like this in The West.

Still working on what was lost. Still linkin to every damned blog entry. Bored yet? Hells I dunno is there anybody out there...

I do know that strawberry 'nectar' is purt high test. If there's another kinda juice innit I don't taste it. They must gots fields forever...

Treated meself to ye olde barby tonight. I'm learning Mandarin faster than they're learning English. Guess that shows what kind of teacher I am.