Everybody understand why I'm on this side of the planet? E-e-excellent, I'll stop lecturing. Until next time.
Now let me tell you about chickens, cows and milk. These chickens are miniature velociraptors. I don't know but that maybe velociraptors were feathered so I'm not gonna bother with that distinction. I'll tell you what I do know: if our relative sizes were appropriate I give you a very high certainty that the behaviors would be identical. Except perhaps the working together paleontologists theorize velociraptors engaged in. These chickens are bloodthirsty killers but rarely do I see them cooperate. On the other hand they do follow each other around so anything's possible.
Thai slang for stupid is 'like a buffalo'. Cows here resemble buffaloes. I don't think they're particularly stupid, but then I probably am. I've always like cows. I'll repeat, eating any living thing is a cultural more. I try not to eat cats and dogs, Hindus don't eat cows. Whatever, Jaines probably have the best policy. These cows are a little taller and a little thinner than the ones you're probably used to seeing. But the most remarkable feature is their ears. Or kites, you might be forgiven for saying. Yeah, they're big. And very mobile. In my perendurogrenations I enjoy observing the white radar dishes track me. Cows are generally white. Like their milk, more or less.
Chicken brought home a bag of milk from her cousin last night. Her cousin's cow that is. I guess she does this often, I just was not involved because I am somewhat allergic to milk. Or thought I was. I'm out of rice/soy milk at the moment so I tried this. First cocoa'd last night to see my reaction, then cereal and coffee this morning when I found it harmless. Milk delivered in a grocery bag is somewhat different. Milk that is boiled at home (I am now doubting Pasteur 'invented' anything) is different. Milk that is boiled with an herb that looks like a giant leek 'so it not stink' is different. I'm not sure what I'm allergic to but I don't think it's milk. Or the herb nullified it? But I am also happy to say this stuff didn't have an undertaste of blood like most Merkin milk. I am unhappy to say that homogenization is great for aesthetics. This stuff wasn't so pretty. But mai penrai, maybe I drink milk now.
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