Every last square inch
of the earth we could cover
with tarmac we did

All of the social
dysfunction of Manhattan
none of the culture

Freeway doesn't move
Was there a good surface street?
Please move freeway, please

There's too many rats
Or this cage is much too small
Someone's been eaten

I have many friends and relatives in Cali. Don't take this too hard; I just won't live there. (And honestly, considering all the things I've said I would never ever do that I do every day, I'll probably wind up living there. But not today;))