Over the rainbow...
I am crazy.
We can do anything we damned well please. Since I didn't want to bother J
about mysql I pulled a Content Management System that doesn't use a
database outta... thin air, that's it!
Update: J lost my vhost so I moved in with Steve. Now we have MySQL but I got so far along with this thing and it's so easy to use, and relatively secure, that it will continue.