Here ya go!

slap me in the face for some self-aggrandizement!

You really want it ugly?  Let's get philosophical... what's ugly to you?  Ain't nuthin' ugly to me, actually.  I'll call this ugly 'cuz it's the truth.  It's where I'm gonna air the facts, and that, my friends, is often considered quite ugly.   Whyever would anyone consider the truth an ugly thing?  Well, once again I must pause and ask what you think is ugly. I think that often the truth is considered ugly because it involves human nature, and we humans do  occasionally do some things that might be considered ugly.   But it is very much a question of interpretation; if you understand that human nature is not measurably different from animal nature and that there is nothing inherently ugly about animal nature, what's ugly?   Humans and animals both exhibit inexplicable behavior in matters of sex and survival, and the blood does surely fly.  But how is that ugly?  How can you have the miracle of a newborn creature without also having some suffering and death?  It's also where I'm gonna perform my html, cgi and java experiments from now on; could really get ugly!  Well, and maybe my style could be considered ugly sometimes too.  If it's not shocking, I'll often up it a notch.  So beware, there's all kinds of ugliness here:
 

Ugly musings...

Ugly and Dangerous Experiments...